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[notyourbroom]

hurricanes seem to move quickly until you think of them on sort of a planetary scale. in a 24-hour period, Texas travels much, much farther than any texas-to-hurricane (or texas-to-anywhere-on-earth) distance.


it's like the earth is some drunk, dizzy sorority chick (four times the size of the moon) falling down a staircase, and hurricanes are skinspiders traveling the rate of a conglomeration-of-cells per hour, scraping up the edible material in the Gulf of Zygomatic Arch and gaining strength before making hairfall at the Temporomandibular Joint (which was sacked and looted by a similar skinspider in the year 1900).


so. you know. basic hurricane prevention: wash your damn face, you dipsomaniacal-albeit-saved-from-the-terrible-secret-of-space two-legs warning: squirmy-creature-on-face: may creep people out whose mass makes all sorts of tricky gravitational math problems possible.

Comments

[nekokaze.livejournal.com]

Your comparison of speeds from different reference points deeply alarms me.

[notyourbroom.livejournal.com]

your face deeply alarms me

partially because i've never seen it, and i'm a troglodyte who fears the unknown. *warily waves torch in general southerly direction*

[nekokaze.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I've seen a photo of you. I intellectually think I have, but I obviously haven't retained it well because my mental image of you jolts from personpicture to personpicture if I focus too much on it.

[notyourbroom.livejournal.com]

http://aido.furvect.com/images/otakonpics/otakon03/IMG_1442capnplanet.jpg


JAYKAYJAYKAY i'm not that cool

[twinofmunin.livejournal.com]

i love you; may i have your children?

[notyourbroom.livejournal.com]

only if you have finished all your homework.

so .. probably not. :/

(sorry. i don't make the rules. just the gametes.)

[notyourbroom.livejournal.com]

oh and i also make tea, which is disbursible under less-esoteric scenarios. want some? i have like nine or ten 20-[more-'packets'-than-'bags'] assorted boxes.