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Bush-appointed droneflea working in the press office at NASA, who ordered a NASA web designer to alter all mentions of the "Big Bang" to say "Big Bang Theory":
The Big Bang is "not proven fact; it is opinion," Mr. Deutsch wrote, adding, "It is not NASA’s place, nor should it be to make a declaration such as this about the existence of the universe that discounts intelligent design by a creator ... This is more than a science issue, it is a religious issue. And I would hate to think that young people would only be getting one-half of this debate from NASA. That would mean we had failed to properly educate the very people who rely on us for factual information the most."
as quoted in badastronomy as quoted from NYTimes

why are people looting and rioting and setting things on fire in pittsburgh?
i feel nauseated. gauzy clownworms; what fleeters soothe their scabby logicks?
my island is a hole in a patchquilt farm.

watching the food network- iron chefs- 'cause that's how I roll

and, well, let's just say,
commercials for German car companies should not include unmanned rockets fired toward civilians.
jesus doubleblinking mcchrist. when did VW start standing for VergeltungsWaffe?
. . Well, that, uh. was.

I think RHPS screenings are probably more entertaining when- and be careful, because a list is coming-

ah, it shall soon be here!--

Throw open the gates!--


(a) the action of seeing has been performed in the past by one, with the film being expressed as the object of the aforementioned action

(d) the callouts are actually somewhat rehearsed, and don't end up unintelligible roars shrieked by a few dozen people at different times

(f) the sound system is sufficient to actually, y'know, make the film audible?..

i'm hungry
i accomplished .. you know, i'm not going to say "almost nothing"-- honestly, I did accomplish nothing. I did no work. I did not read one single word of any assigned texts, nor did I think about, nor take any notes on, ideas for research papers. I did no work today. Every time I started to reach for Every time I even began to think about reaching for a relevant book, I'd somehow blow off the feeling and do something else completely.

I am a bad, bad man, and you should all hiss at me scornfully now:

[Poll #606258]

that is a real screenshot
(well, plus a bit of redscribble)

but no filenames were changed
man. the laundry room is brutal today.

[there are] students camped out in savage settlements, clawing [other people's] loads of laundry from the machines as soon as the cycles finish... tossing clumps of clothing haphazardly into corners, herds of forgotten socks rotting on the floor like dead, vacuumed rats...

complete bellum omnium contra omnes. hobbes must be killing kittens in his casket right now. well, not that i blame him. i guess there wouldn't be much else to do, anyway.

I'm lucky enough to have two loads in dryers and one wet load collecting grime on a dusty shelf.

I inadvertantly learned a trick, though--

if you double-pay at the dryer, you can make it double the time.

This effectively reserves the dryer for two of your loads, since no one will be crazy enough to {stop a dryer mid-cycle, dispose of the clothing within, and then use the remainder of someone else's paid time for their own load}. So you're free to mosey on down once half your dryer-time is up, take out your first load, replace it with a second, and re-start the cycle. No real chance of machine-takeover. I approve.



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