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[notyourbroom]

Informal Itemised Treatise on the Objects which Evoke in the Author a Turkeyday

{editeditedit [which by 'Turkeyday' he means something akin to 'enthankfulled']]]]]]

• air (non-gesmoked)
• rusty kettles
• strangely-shaped pieces of plastic
• the notion of flavor
• the expression on someone's face when they go to turn a page, but it doesn't quite turn correctly, so they're vaguely distracted and re-turn the page
• the word "fugue"
• not understanding spanish
• trees (when they are not fornicating with themselves and with my sinuses)
• the always-useful 'c.c'
• knowing all 39 words in the english language
• putting samoas and thin mints in a jar and shaking it until they fight
• loud noises (as described orthographically)
• word-astronauts
• having soviet russia be thankful for me
• procrastination
• forgetting basic syntax
• sleeping later than i should
• terminating nonresponsive processes
• captain planet
• <jk>the 'jk' tag in html</jk>
• red warrior needs food badly
• forgetting your name
• the notion of having legs
• staring down flowers
• losing at the above
• making unordered lists
• goats named 'frank'
• your mom's named 'frank
• stfu
• the process of water becoming frozen
• the process of ice becoming unfrozen, albeit on a larger scale than the above
• i'm tired