notyourbroom | (no subject)

Informal Itemised Treatise on the Objects which Evoke in the Author a Turkeyday

{editeditedit [which by 'Turkeyday' he means something akin to 'enthankfulled']]]]]]

air (non-gesmoked)
rusty kettles
strangely-shaped pieces of plastic
the notion of flavor
the expression on someone's face when they go to turn a page, but it doesn't quite turn correctly, so they're vaguely distracted and re-turn the page
the word "fugue"
not understanding spanish
trees (when they are not fornicating with themselves and with my sinuses)
the always-useful 'c.c'
knowing all 39 words in the english language
putting samoas and thin mints in a jar and shaking it until they fight
loud noises (as described orthographically)
word-astronauts
having soviet russia be thankful for me
procrastination
forgetting basic syntax
sleeping later than i should
terminating nonresponsive processes
captain planet
<jk>the 'jk' tag in html</jk>
red warrior needs food badly
forgetting your name
the notion of having legs
staring down flowers
losing at the above
making unordered lists
goats named 'frank'
your mom's named 'frank
stfu
the process of water becoming frozen
the process of ice becoming unfrozen, albeit on a larger scale than the above
i'm tired